How to pick a fight.

Today's topic is eggs. I purchased some eggs at Lawson's a couple nights ago. It seems in this country, most of the eggs are not kept in the fridge, but rather on the shelves. I spoke to Fabian, and he said it's done the same in Germany. Well, regardless, I found some eggs in the fridge so I purchased them. Today, to start my uber-busy day I decided to make a gypsy egg (to fill me with the power of a thousand flying chickens). Everything was going swell till I cracked open one of these things. The eggs are already soft boiled, thus thwarting me from creating a proper gypsy egg. Oh Japan...now you've gone and done it.